If programming languages were religions...

[peter.robison]

I thought a few of you might enjoy this. I stumbled a blog this morning that asked what if programming languages were religions? Here's an excerpt:
[INDENT]C# would be Mormonism - At first glance, it's the same as Java [Fundamentalist Christianity], but at a closer look you realize that it's controlled by a single corporation (which many Java followers believe to be evil), and that many theological concepts are quite different. You suspect that it'd probably be nice, if only all the followers of Java wouldn't discriminate so much against you for following it.
[/INDENT]Full post is here.